July 08, 2003

To Hack or Not to Hack? ? ?

I'm sure everyone that is interested in computers likes to know something about them; they want to know something more about them then the average newbie. Or if you have a complete fear of computers to 'not even put their credit card' on the Internet (Ryan Stiles -- in TechTV interview) all you care is that they work and that's it. I am not a technophobe, I love computers I love them because they make my life easier. Althrough I don't know how my life could be any simplier than it is right now. Heheh. :)

I'm wouldn't say I'm the best hacker, but I do like to see how something works. Looking at source codes for html and javascript seeing how everything is put to together. I even dabble in some PC hardware mods, not that I'm any good at it, but I can put a PC together from scratch and that's more than most can do. :)

I suppose I could hack into a website if I wanted to; but I really don't want to. I much rather study how pages are created the different types of JavaScript. Maybe I'll get into Flash, who knows.

Uh oh I'm being hacked...
*computer freezes*
*fantically pushes reset button*
*waits for boot up*
hurry up
*runs Norton Anti-Virus*
"What!?!?! Expiration Virus pay $29.95!!!"
*watches virus format harddrive*
*reformats harddrive*
*reinstalls Win98*
*dials ISP and updated Internet Explorer again*
*finds IP address of the one that hacked me*
*runs IP through database*
*finds hacker address*
*gets in car with baseball bat*
*goes beats the living crap out of 10 year old kid who hacked me*
See ya in 10 to 15 .... :)

July 06, 2003

To Show or Not to Show. . .

Hey, it's Sunday and my page is still okay. Just proves that small pages don't matter. I heard about the big Hack-a-thon that was suppose to happen. Yeah, my page probably is easy to break into; but who would want to. It'll be like stealing $100 from Bill Gates is anyone going to really care? And is anyone really going to miss it. I know my site isn't that much, but I do like showing it off for friends. I'm weird that way.

I have decided to put my picture on my site, but I'm letting everyone figure out which one is me. I chose six pictures two obvious fake one that couldn't possibly be me, three pictures are of people that am related too, three pictures of people with glasses, three boys and three girls. I tried to mix them up so no one would see any pattern. Basically if you read my pages you would probably be able to figure it out. But many people know me from chat and I have to say. Those people are mostly wrong. but it's fun just to see how many people guess wrong. Plus I added a poll where they have to think of a few words about each person. I'm still confused by a few of the comments their, but it's fun still.