jtmax24's pick for Top Douchbags

10. John Edwards - sorry he will always be a douche 9. Congress - thanx for fucking the country. 8. Kayne West - dude you were screwed yourself big time. 7. Jon Gosselin - I almost felt sorry for you back in 2008, then 2009 you became a douche. 6. NBC - wow, the only show you had was Conan that I liked. man, I'm just going to watch Adult Swim now. 5. Media Frenzy on Television - if it wasn't for the internet i'd be freaking depressed. 4. Doomsday fantics - hey, I'm tired about how you think the world is going to end. stop it! it just making you look like idiots. 3. Pat Robertson - He's always doing something douchelike. 2. Facebook - wow, you may have the most people using you but your still douchebags. And the number ONE douchbag. George W. Bush - thanx for doing nothing when congress was fucking us over.

scaryfact over 80% of bluetooth owners fail to turn off the discover mode, leaving it vulnerable to hackers.

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okay I get first the iPod, now the iPad, what's next? iPed? iPud? iPid? maybe a iPyd?

Just finished the first labs for my classes, and decided to take a break in the TV Room.

I wonder what are @colinmochrie and @thebradsherwood thoughtsonthetoilet

More Security Flaws Found in Internet Explorer http://tr.im/LFJF

Wow, PregnancyPact is a trendy topic now. um, let's hope there's no IRL treads because of this Lifetime movie exposing a few dumb girls.

I'm relaxing now.

been up since midnight. I need a nap, first day going okay I guess. next class at 7pm. wow, should I study or sleep?

okay I'll go ahead and follow @BillGates

start classes tomorrow. should I stop playing thesims3 and get some sleep?

sun's down.. heading home...

in 5pm traffic, and the sun is in my eyes. so I decided to pull over and wait until either the sun goes down or less traffic.

wow, can't believe it's noon on a Saturday. hope it's not to late to play thesims3 or thesims2

Wow, when you or no one else can understand the lyrics to your favorite song nowthatissad

I'm convinced my mom is crazy she actually believes in Pat Robertson....

When did it so bad that $1 will only bag a bag of chips and tea

I miss free swag too, @brentspiner will you give me some?

weirdal is the kewlest weirdal I know. okay I don't know weirdal but I can always wish I knew weirdal

Max is sick, he puked everywhere last night, and he had a fever this morning so I gave him some infant drops hopefully he'll feel better.

my mom always makes me feel like I can't do anything when she does or say stuff like that.

watching 'Worst Cooks in America' on Foon Ntwk, man if my mom knew about this show she probably would sign me up.

fell asleep, I'll work on stay awake all night next time.

antispyware11.com just proves itself to be useless and full of crap spyware, viruses, trojans, and other harmful software.

holy crap! if you are on a windows system don't click. came up on my android saying my windows needed antispyware! I laughed so hard! http://tr.im/JtIU

This is f***ing awesome, chinese man throws bike to stop thieves. http://tr.im/JsuX

Well I haven't seen the new Sherlock Holmes movie, but when I do I going to imagine @BrentSpiner as Sherlock and @LevarBurton as Watson.

Chicken Noodle Soup and Grilled Cheese, on a very chilly day. Yummy!

I only know that I'll be watching Harry Potter 7 part 1 and The Last Airbender, in2010.

I fixed my own Black-Eye-Peas this year, but my mom mixed hers and mine together and now they don't look appitizing now.

What! no more UFO hotline? Now where will all the Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson fans goto report their finding? http://tr.im/JbRd

10yearsago I was going to TCC, holy crap I'm still at TCC. WTF!!!!!